If I had been in that water, dead.

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annabananapanda:

I have found that the average tumblr user goes through 3 distinct stages:

  1. the “i just got an account and i have no idea what im doing how do i find blogs how does any of this crap even work” stage
  2. the “OMG TUMBLR IS THE BEST THING OF ALL CREATION HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FACEBOOK LOL ALL OUTSIDERS ARE PEASANTS” stage
  3. and, finally, the “i freaking hate this website and everyone on it but i dont know how to leave” stage

(via grinning-like-a-cheshire-cat)

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!!! finally 1K followers!

arichii:

Ok guys I literally have been thinking about this giveaway for like months but I never had a chance to do it because I was sitting at fucking around 995 followers for the longest time…

Anyway, I’m going to be giving away RP. Whoopdeedoo~

Before anything, I’m going to say that it…

i wanna do a giveaway now too, also dont consider this an entry, give it to people who aren’t shitty

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notchicken:

strazza-thats-me:

dankickedphilsstickz:

barackobaema:

Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit. 

OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?

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I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

imageJUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.

Holy fuck are you guys okay

How is it that hot? I thought heat rises, and you guys are living at the bottom of the world?????  Shouldn’t all the heat be at the top of the world? duhh?? hello?

(via have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too)

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nigelfarageofficial:

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

the last one I’m dead it’s too fSr now I’m dead

nigelfarageofficial:

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

the last one I’m dead it’s too fSr now I’m dead

(via have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too)

210,813 notes

nigelfarageofficial:

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





????????????????????????????

convert your office into a horrible disaster

the last one I’m dead it’s too fSr now I’m dead

nigelfarageofficial:

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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image

image

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????????????????????????????

convert your office into a horrible disaster

the last one I’m dead it’s too fSr now I’m dead

(via have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too)